There once was a quokka,
Who was very pulchritudinous.
Who is this quokka?
No, he’s not THAT ludicrous…
He likes to play soccer,
And does it happily,
And when he scores,
He dances flappily.
This quokka’s so cute,
He’ll always say “Hey!”,
But when it’s time to say “Goodbye!”,
Expect a “G’day!”.
(Quokkas are Australian)